There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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