that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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