Pants 0. Shit 1.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
