so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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