Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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