i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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