So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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