Im at strip club and am horny
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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