i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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