i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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