that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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