I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
As shirtless as possible
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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