I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
There r osticjed everywhere
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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