I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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