I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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