I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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