Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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