I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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