i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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