Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
