That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
What drink are we having for lunch?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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