I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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