at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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