That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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