fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
