Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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