Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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