Your tits are I can't wait for
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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