And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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