yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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