I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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