Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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