we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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