I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I did not marry a roomba.
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