Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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