I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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