belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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