Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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