I heard we made out
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
