So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
