Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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