She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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