I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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