I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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