We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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