none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
