Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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