Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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