So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
There's a naked man in my car right now.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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