I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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