Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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