you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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