Where did you get a picture of my penis
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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