This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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