so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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