I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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