Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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