This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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