She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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