i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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