belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Panties = found
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