Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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