you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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